Since I have three young children, my main concern is keeping out the SPLC child-molesters, especially that shitzu-looking philistine, Potok.

I'm on a budget, so do you think that a few signs that say "CHILD MOLESTER FREE ZONE" will do the trick?


On equipment: You get what you inspect, not what you expect.
On training: Our drills are bloodless battles so that our battles are bloody drills.
On tactics: Cheating just means you're serious about winning.