A census taker was at my front gate recently with a yellow light going round and round on top of his truck like he thought was very important. When I found out what he wanted I told him 2 people live at this residence and that is all you are autorized to ask by the US Constitution. So write that down if you are taking a census. Then he stuck an envelope in my face and said "just take this and do whatever you want to with it." So I said OK and I ripped it half in front of him.
He saved me a whole lot of writing because for the 2000 census I found the form in my mail box and I wrote in 2 for the number of people at my residence the to all the other questions I wrote over 100 time "It is none of your dam business."