I'm a security guard, in my second job. I had to pass a background check and a drug test before I was employed, and had to pass a psychological exam to get my gun ticket. That's more than these guys had to do. I regularly deal with gangbangers, drunks, and assorted other folks that most others would prefer not to have to deal with--and I've done it without ever feeling up some 3-year-old.

So please, don't call these guys "security guards." I find that personally insulting.

Onward and upward,
airforce