300 troops vs ISIS? What's that shit supposed to be? Like Gordon of Khartoum?

Heck, that's some straight up old school hero shit, leaving 300 conventional troops to hang out for the ISIS final assault while the Air Force and Navy throw ordinance all around like it is the battle of Khe Sanh.

Something tells me that GWB would almost be not so difficult to talk into going in on that one personally. Regardless of what gets said about him, he is a class act on that sort of thing.