How's your ESP? What does the New Year have in store for us, and the world? List them here, the more outrageous the better.

Here are mine:

1. It's Trump and Hillary for the major party nominations. Gary Johnson, with a last name more befitting the other two, wins the Libertarian nomination again.

2. The day after the presidential election, lines form outside gun stores and ISIS recruiting centers.

3. Republicans lose two Senate seats, but retains control of both the House and Senate.

4. Interest rates and inflation both rise. Paul Volcker smiles and says, "I told you so!"

5. Airforce welcomes his first great grandchild into the world. "You now owe the federal government $60,000," he says to him or her.

6. The president-elect vows to reform ObamaCare, ******* it up even more than it already is.

Those are mine, but my ESP has never been all that great. What are yours?

Onward and upward,
airforce