Not to mention those troublesome reptilian shape shifters from Niburu! What used to be confined to Coast to Coast AM is suddenly going mainstream. Just what are those things tormenting those Navy ships and crews?

Well, everyone else has some sort of wild theory about it, so I might as well jump in with my own.

Government's around the world have discovered how easy it is to create a panic and grab more control from the People. But now that the Kung Flu is winding down, the government needs another panic. Easy enough - panic the People with flying saucers!

Think the Navy wouldn't agree to play their part? Just ask the crew of the USS Maddox. Yeah, they could fake something like this without any problem.

Are these things really a hoax? I don't know, but I'll put five bucks on it.

Onward and upward,
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