If you're thinking about doing something really, really stupid, think again. Or at least don't take your damn cell phone with you.

From the Pipe Bomber FBI Affidavit:

The FBI tracked Brian Cole's bomb making equipment purchases to Home Depot and WalMart.

His cell phone pinged the area of the RNC and DNC on January 5, 2021.

His car was placed a half mile from the bombs on January 5. pic.twitter.com/go7mKyqZme

— Techno Fog (@Techno_Fog) December 4, 2025

Onward and upward,
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