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Originally posted by SBL:
How to convict any gun owner:

If you have a basement with a steel door, then it counts as a bunker.

Pool cleaning supplies, ordinary household chemicals, a chemistry set, PVC pipe
or some plumbing supplies lying around are "bomb-making materials".

Fireworks, black powder, and percussion caps are explosives.

More than a single box of ammunition is "thousands of rounds" or a cache. More
than two guns is an "arsenal".

Owning camouflage makes you a member of a "militia".

Bitching about taxes, Democrats, welfare, or government in general makes you an
anti-government terrorist.

Any rifle with a scope is a "high-powered, long-range sniper rifle".

Any rifle with a detachable magazine is a "high-powered military assault rifle",
regardless of caliber or design.

Any shotgun is "sawed off".

Any inert artillery shells, spent M72 LAW tubes, brass from a 5" gun,
novelty/practice grenades, or inert demonstration models of RPG rounds are
presumed to be live, functional, and capable of obliterating whole schools full
of children.

If it has a fence and a shed in the backyard, it's a compound.

If you own a Confederate flag or any WWII literature, you're a white
supremacist.

If you went to a gun class once or participate in reenactments, you were
involved in "paramilitary training". In fact, the VPC, Brady Bunch, Handgun
Control Inc., etc. once tried getting all reenactments (specifically
Revolutionary War, Civil War, WWI, and WWII) banned because they served as a
means of training large numbers of people for taking over the government back in
1992.

If you own Unintended Consequences, Enemies Foreign and Domestic, 1984, Animal
Farm, Atlas Shrugged, or Brave New World, you're in possession of
"anti-government/hate literature". They'll have a field day over the Anarchist
Cookbook.

And God help you if you own the US Army survival manual, or the improvised
munitions handbook, etc.

If you have a dog, it's a pitbull and is extremely vicious and trained to kill,
regardless of breed and temperament.

If you have any friends, they're a "domestic terrorist network".

If you don't have friends, then you're a dangerous loner who has a grudge
against everyone.

If you reload, you're either manufacturing explosives or building
armor-piercing, heat-seeking, baby-killing ammunition designed only to kill kill
kill. As opposed to other bullets, which just want a hug.

If you have aspirin, tylenol, Flintstone's vitamins, or a prescription, you're
in possession of drugs.

If you have one or more parts kits, a machine/tool shop, or any combination
thereof, you're manufacturing machine guns. Whether or not any machine guns are
actually present.

If you have maps of your home town, D.C., maps or pamphlets for landmarks, or
basically any map available at any gas station, those are maps of your targets
and get-away routes. Nevermind that they're from a vacation you took to those
locations ten years ago.

If you have a copy of the Constitution, Bill of Rights, or Declaration of
Independence, you're a dangerous right-wing seperatist.

If you own a Bible and/or homeschool your children, you're a religious extremist
and a child abuser.

If you have pictures of your infant taking a bath or playing in the sprinkler
naked, you're in possession of child pornography.

Listen to rock and roll, heavy metal, or country music? Play Doom, Grand Theft
Auto, or Call of Duty? Expect to hear about your violent background and
hate-filled entertainment.

If you own a ski mask or balaclava, then you're DEFINITELY up to something
eeeeevil, 'cause only bad guys wear ski masks or balaclavas (unless you're a
SWAT/ATF ninja). Who cares if it gets 20 below and you're outside a lot?

Own programming books? You're probably an evil hacker.

Got some gas cans, wine bottles, or the aforementioned fireworks? You're an
arsonist too.

If your guns aren't scary enough on their own, they'll cut the orange tips off
your airsoft guns and stick those on display too.

People will be told exactly how far away your house or apartment was from the
nearest school or university, with the implication that you could have gone nuts
and begun slaughtering helpless students at any moment.

If you own body armor, that's proof that you intended to do something bad,
because only the police would shoot at you.

It will always be heavily implied, if not outright stated, that you are mentally
unstable based solely on the number or type of firearms you own.


See how easy this is? I could go through any gun owner's house and within twenty
minutes have him tried and convicted as the next Unabomber.

Whether or not they kill you, your family, and your dog when they kick in your
door at three in the morning, throw blinding and deafening explosives at you,
and point machine guns in your face, expect to have all of your worldly
possessions put on display on tables in your front yard and for the media to try
and convict you before you even reach the police station.
Ain't this the truth,

Sad thing is we all live on a compound in our bunkers, cleaning our arsenals of assault and sniper rifles,

while our abused children play with our bomb making materials over by the explosives under the shelves with our anti government/hate literature.

While we spew our hate to our domestic terrorist network over the CB because we are basically a lone nut who hates everyone,

all the while we sit and pet our Pitbull dogs, under the racist flag that hangs on the wall next to the child porn of our kids first birthday,

and swallowing our loads of drugs from our secret walgreens supplier. laugh

WARNING: THIS POST WAS WRITTEN FROM THE BUNKER OF GREYWOLF.

I believe in absolute Freedom, as little interference from any government as possible...And I'll fight any man trying to take that away from me.

Jimmy Greywolf