If so, and if you live near, or are willing to relocate to New Orleans, the Department of Homeland Security has a job opening for you . And it's apretty good job, too. Starting pay for an Asset Forfeiture Specialist is from $68,809.00 to $106,369.00 / per year.

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DUTIES:

As an Asset Forfeiture Specialist you will perform the following duties:

Work with law enforcement, legal personnel, including paralegals, marketers, investigators, and property forfeiture specialists

Identify financial and budgetary documents

Monitor, review and analyze reports of forfeited asset related accounts

Develop and share information with International, Federal, U.S. Attorney Offices, and State and Local law enforcement agencies

Process and prepare documents for Equitable Seizure Program packages to ensure accuracy of government regulations and procedures

Track seized assets and inventory
And the benefits aren't bad, either:

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DHS offers competitive salaries and an attractive benefits package, including: health, dental, vision, life, and long-term care insurance; retirement plan; Thrift Savings Plan [similar to a 401(k)]; Flexible Spending Account; Employee Assistance Program; personal leave days; and paid federal holidays. Other benefits may include: flexible work schedules; telework; tuition reimbursement; transportation subsidies; uniform allowance; health and wellness programs; and fitness centers. DHS is committed to employee development and offers a variety of employee training and developmental opportunities. For more information, go to www.dhs.gov/careers and select "benefits".
If you enjoy legally robbing people, this job looks ideal.

Onward and upward,
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