Why is it our politicians are chomping at the bit to get involved in that barbaric clusterfuck over there. Exactly what do we have to gain from getting involved?
As long as those barbarians are busy killing one another, they're leaving us alone.
On equipment: You get what you inspect, not what you expect.
On training: Our drills are bloodless battles so that our battles are bloody drills.
On tactics: Cheating just means you're serious about winning.
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