President Maduro has found a way to put an end to lines extending outside bakeries. He\'s going to ban lines that extend outside bakeries.

Yes, you read that right. He's going to fine bakeries that allow lines to extend outside their doors, because those lines induce "anxiety" among the people.

Um, no, El Presidente. It's the lack of bread that spreads anxiety among the people.

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