Hillary Clinton will almost certainly be the next president.

The Federal Reserve is playing ball and keeping interest rates low for election day so there are no 'hiccups' in the OBAMA RECOVERY(trademark).

Obama is trying to ramp up a victory against ISIS for Hillary.

Putin is trying to strengthen positions in preparation.

And then Hillary is 'elected'. And then there's two and a half months until inauguration.

Nothing like a good crisis to get shit done, right?