I didn't care for guacamole until I learned my childhood hero, Duke Snider, owned an avocado farm. Even Oklahoma farm boys dreamed about baseball. Not that we could afford much guacamole, back in those days.

Fortunately, we won't have to worry about finding a substitute for that green stuff. Trump now says that he is putting Mexico "on notice," and may put tariffs on cars from Mexico in a year or so.

"I don't play games," said Trump, as he played one.

Onward and upward,
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