Sen. Elizabeth "Paleface" Warren is demanding Trump be impeached. That's pretty unlikely, and she knows it. But she also knows she needs to do something to rescue her sagging campaign.

The latest New Hampshire poll puts her if fifth place, behind Joe Biden, Bernie Sanders, Pete Buttigieg, and "No Opinion." She needs to start making some headlines. Lord knows, her policies sure aren't selling.

Onward and upward,
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