Here are directions for planting your very own doughnut tree.
1) First you'll need to buy the seeds. They are commonly found at your local grocery store. General Mills makes a pretty good brand of doughnut seeds. They come in a bright yellow box.

2) You'll need to soften the seed coats up a little. Put the seeds in a small bowl and pour in milk until it comes up to about 1/3 to 1/2 of the bowl. Here is a photo of the seeds soaking in milk: http://media.photobucket.com/image/cheerios/kposkey/cheerios.jpg?o=12

3) Dig a hole about 6 inches deep in loose, moist, and fertile soil.

Doughnut seeds ready to plant: http://media.photobucket.com/image/cheerios/shayannabanana/CHEERIOS-sarah.jpg?o=115

Here's a closeup: http://media.photobucket.com/image/cheerios/becciroo/cheerios.jpg?o=76


4) Place 3 to 5 doughnut seeds into the hole. Cover the hole and water generously.

5) Go back inside and eat the rest of that box of Cheerios you just bought.

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